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Because I love Barbecue, then it’s a sure thing that I love Barbecue jokes.

It is common knowledge that laughter is the best medicine! Whether you are an experienced Pitmaster or just a part-time backyard Barbecuer, you will enjoy and appreciate this humor. It’s often all so relatable after all!

Barbecue jokes:-

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  • A Pitmaster decides that he must load up his grill with more BBQ, but he was getting low on coals …. So he decided not to brisket !!!
  • Do you know how you get that mouth-watering feeling when you are grilling a delicious piece of meat on the BBQ? I wonder if vegans get that when they mow the lawn? !!!
  • The secret key to great barbecuing?. A sauce to cover up your mistakes !!
  • A pig, a cow, and a chicken walk into a barbecue. The End!

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Barbecue Funny Stories:-

As the coals from our Barbecue burned down, our hosts passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks. Just then, two fire trucks speed by with their sirens blaring and lights flashing. They stopped at the house right down the block.

We all raced out of the back yard down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly.

They glared at us with looks of disgust. It was only then we realized that we were standing facing their burning house with our roasting forks with marshmallows on them! 

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Then there is this oft-told story about the lady who just didn’t get disposable barbecues!

I was waiting at a customer services station at Asda when a woman in front of me was returning a disposable barbeque. When asked why she was returning the grill, she replied, ‘There was no meat in it.’

The shop assistant patiently explained that the disposable barbeque was simply to cook the meat, and it did not include any food. At which point, the customer looked very embarrassed indeed.

The assistant checked the receipt and asked: ‘There are 3 barbeques on here, are you returning the other two as well?

‘I can’t’, said the woman, ‘they are at home in the freezer.’

( Courtesy of Debra Hails, Hartlepool.)

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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says:” Your butt is getting really big. I mean really big !. I bet you’re but is bigger than the barbecue.” With that, he proceeds to get a measuring tape and measure the grill then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.

“Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the Barbecue!!!.

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off.

“What’s wrong,” he asks

She answers:” Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”

 

Girl records her Barbecue experience in a hilarious Snapchat sequence. Click on the link below and laugh, but not too loud cos we have all been there!

https://ruinmyweek.com/funny/snapchat-grilling-gone-wrong/

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A short Barbecue Poem:-

 Early morning, stoke the smoker.

 T’aint no job for a slacking joker

  Rub that meat and let it set

  For tasty grub, one won’t forget

  If you like your q all smokey

  Let it cook all slow and pokey.

  Friends will come out of the wood.

  Asking, “Just a taste, if I could.”

  Share the bounty, make folk grin.

  And stoke the smoke and start again!

(Thanks to Davidmc4 from Smoking Meats forum)

 

And finally, a few memes to laugh over:-

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Always laugh at your self and enjoy these Barbecue Jokes.

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